There is a lot to be said about a couple who can stay together through the test of time. My husband and I are not one of those couples. Our marriage was been doomed from the very beginning. Lies, betrayal, anger, hatred, jealousy, fear. I have looked and watched other couples, wishing in my head… Continue reading Marriage is Fucking Hard
I think that most mothers may have a romantic side to them. They want to have excitement in their love life. Making love to their partner in a manner that seems unplanned, un-missionary, exciting, thrilling, etc. A chance to get all that pent-up sexual frustration out. A planned date night is always a good idea.… Continue reading The Awkward Love Of Real Life
No real explanation needed. I'd rather deal with animal poop over human poop any day. My dogs will get me up from a dead sleep if they need to go outside to go potty. Would it be wrong of me to train my kids to do the same? I guess It would be really embarrassing… Continue reading When Animals Are Better Than Having Kids: Poop
Warning! This post contains talk of a sexual nature. It's a responsible talk, but sexual nonetheless. If you have any issues with reading content of a sexual nature, please stop now. Mothers are women. It can be hard to feel like a woman when you are surrounded by household tasks, work, dinner, snotty noses, butt… Continue reading How A Mother Got Her Sexuality Back
Being pregnant is a beautiful thing. A miracle. You have created life and it’s growing within you. You hear the baby's heartbeat during your O.B. appointments, you meet your baby for the first time during the ultrasound, and you start to feel the baby move. You can also feel him shoving his left foot into… Continue reading Congratulations On Your Pregnancy.
On any day, and driving anywhere, I would rather tote my 5 dogs around (the 2 small ones where not in this picture), than my 2 screaming, arguing children. How many of you have animals that are more behaved on car rides than your children are? I want to hear your stories, good or bad.… Continue reading Why Animals Are Better Than Having Kids: Car Rides
Moms, what are your fantasies? Your absolute ultimate fantasy?! Is it about being in bed with your favorite sex symbol? Or partner. Maybe it’s best to fantasize about being in bed with your partner. Do you think about the many different positions you would try. Maybe some toys would be involved? Maybe not... Do you… Continue reading Fantasies Of A Mother