There is a lot to be said about a couple who can stay together through the test of time. My husband and I are not one of those couples. Our marriage was been doomed from the very beginning. Lies, betrayal, anger, hatred, jealousy, fear. I have looked and watched other couples, wishing in my head… Continue reading Marriage is Fucking Hard
I think that most mothers may have a romantic side to them. They want to have excitement in their love life. Making love to their partner in a manner that seems unplanned, un-missionary, exciting, thrilling, etc. A chance to get all that pent-up sexual frustration out. A planned date night is always a good idea.… Continue reading The Awkward Love Of Real Life
No real explanation needed. I'd rather deal with animal poop over human poop any day. My dogs will get me up from a dead sleep if they need to go outside to go potty. Would it be wrong of me to train my kids to do the same? I guess It would be really embarrassing… Continue reading When Animals Are Better Than Having Kids: Poop
Warning! This post contains talk of a sexual nature. It's a responsible talk, but sexual nonetheless. If you have any issues with reading content of a sexual nature, please stop now. Mothers are women. It can be hard to feel like a woman when you are surrounded by household tasks, work, dinner, snotty noses, butt… Continue reading How A Mother Got Her Sexuality Back
Marriage and parenting can both be compared to a sport, you can only win when you work as a team.
Have you ever tried to eat healthy? Organic, fresh, gluten free, non-processed foods? Atkins, ketogenic, vegetarian, vegan, south beach, gluten-free, weight watchers? All of those healthy diet options are nearly impossible to follow if you’re like me and counting down the days to payday in order to go grocery shopping, concerned about getting everything on… Continue reading Why I Can’t Eat Healthy
I was surprised when a customer service man wished me a "Happy Mother's Day!" yesterday. I was taken aback, Mother's Day? I had already sent out cards to my mother and grandmothers earlier this week, and then I promptly forgot all about it. Mother's Day, for me, has never been different than any other day.… Continue reading Rockstar Moms: Happy Mother’s Day