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When Animals Are Better Than Having Kids: Poop

No real explanation needed. I'd rather deal with animal poop over human poop any day. My dogs will get me up from a dead sleep if they need to go outside to go potty. Would it be wrong of me to train my kids to do the same? I guess It would be really embarrassing… Continue reading When Animals Are Better Than Having Kids: Poop

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How A Mother Got Her Sexuality Back

Warning! This post contains talk of a sexual nature. It's a responsible talk, but sexual nonetheless. If you have any issues with reading content of a sexual nature, please stop now. Mothers are women. It can be hard to feel like a woman when you are surrounded by household tasks, work, dinner, snotty noses, butt… Continue reading How A Mother Got Her Sexuality Back

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Why I Can’t Eat Healthy

Have you ever tried to eat healthy? Organic, fresh, gluten free, non-processed foods? Atkins, ketogenic, vegetarian, vegan, south beach, gluten-free, weight watchers? All of those healthy diet options are nearly impossible to follow if you’re like me and counting down the days to payday in order to go grocery shopping, concerned about getting everything on… Continue reading Why I Can’t Eat Healthy

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Rockstar Moms: Happy Mother’s Day

I was surprised when a customer service man wished me a "Happy Mother's Day!" yesterday. I was taken aback, Mother's Day? I had already sent out cards to my mother and grandmothers earlier this week, and then I promptly forgot all about it. Mother's Day, for me, has never been different than any other day.… Continue reading Rockstar Moms: Happy Mother’s Day

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World’s Okayest Mom

Do you ever wake up in the morning just feeling like you haven't even slept at all? Feeling that you just don't have what it's going to take to face the unyielding energy and chores that your toddler will inevitably bring to the rest of the day? Or deal with the mouthy attitude of your… Continue reading World’s Okayest Mom

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I Want Gluten!

Nothing says Sunday Brunch to me more than biscuits with butter and jelly, or pancakes with lots of butter and syrup. Gluten-Free Sucks. Hard. Do you ever crave a big juicy hamburger from your favorite fast food joint?Do you ever enjoy biting into that delicious sub sandwich from your favorite sandwich shop?Does your mouth water… Continue reading I Want Gluten!