I think that most mothers may have a romantic side to them. They want to have excitement in their love life. Making love to their partner in a manner that seems unplanned, un-missionary, exciting, thrilling, etc. A chance to get all that pent-up sexual frustration out. A planned date night is always a good idea.… Continue reading The Awkward Love Of Real Life
When you see an animal watching T.V., you think "Isn't that so cute and funny!". When someone sees me letting my kid watch T.V., play on their tablet or on their xbox, I feel immediately judged as a horrible parent. There are just some days where momma needs an effing break. And on those days,… Continue reading Why Animals Are Better Than Having Children: Screen Time
Have you every really thought about how your parenting is going to affect your kids? Like, really contemplate this? Think about your own childhood, for a sec. Did your mother every say or do something to you, as a small child or young adult, that you think affects how you parent your children now? Did… Continue reading What Parenting Does To Make Adults
No real explanation needed. I'd rather deal with animal poop over human poop any day. My dogs will get me up from a dead sleep if they need to go outside to go potty. Would it be wrong of me to train my kids to do the same? I guess It would be really embarrassing… Continue reading When Animals Are Better Than Having Kids: Poop
Warning! This post contains talk of a sexual nature. It's a responsible talk, but sexual nonetheless. If you have any issues with reading content of a sexual nature, please stop now. Mothers are women. It can be hard to feel like a woman when you are surrounded by household tasks, work, dinner, snotty noses, butt… Continue reading How A Mother Got Her Sexuality Back
If you can't laugh at this, then I don't know what to tell you. My daughter had an "owie" on her finger than she just had to show everyone! Has your child ever had an owie, or a booboo, somewhere that was embarrassing for you when they just had to show everyone? I'd love to… Continue reading Why Animals Are Better Than Having Kids: Fingers
Being pregnant is a beautiful thing. A miracle. You have created life and it’s growing within you. You hear the baby's heartbeat during your O.B. appointments, you meet your baby for the first time during the ultrasound, and you start to feel the baby move. You can also feel him shoving his left foot into… Continue reading Congratulations On Your Pregnancy.