When you see an animal watching T.V., you think "Isn't that so cute and funny!". When someone sees me letting my kid watch T.V., play on their tablet or on their xbox, I feel immediately judged as a horrible parent. There are just some days where momma needs an effing break. And on those days,… Continue reading Why Animals Are Better Than Having Children: Screen Time
No real explanation needed. I'd rather deal with animal poop over human poop any day. My dogs will get me up from a dead sleep if they need to go outside to go potty. Would it be wrong of me to train my kids to do the same? I guess It would be really embarrassing… Continue reading When Animals Are Better Than Having Kids: Poop
If you can't laugh at this, then I don't know what to tell you. My daughter had an "owie" on her finger than she just had to show everyone! Has your child ever had an owie, or a booboo, somewhere that was embarrassing for you when they just had to show everyone? I'd love to… Continue reading Why Animals Are Better Than Having Kids: Fingers
My kid's moods can range from sweet angel to raging maniac when I wake them up in the morning. 90% of the time, I get raging maniacs. I can't remember one time I woke my dogs or cats up and was met with a velociraptor type scream that would peel the paint off a wall.… Continue reading When An Animal Lover Has Kids: Waking Up
My son graduated the 8th grade. Promoted is what the school called it. He’s now officially off to high school. I’m proud of my son for crossing this milestone, a big first step into adulthood. Did he excel during his time at school? Was he a straight A student? Was he the class president? Did… Continue reading Be Proud Of Your Children, Even If They’re Not Excelling How The World Thinks They Should.
I know that I used to make my parents watch my favorite movies on repeat when I was a child. But I don't believe the shows or movies I watched in the 80's and early 90's were quite as bad as what I'm forced to watch with my children now. I say this as Baby… Continue reading When An Animal Lover Has Kids: T.V.